These personal watermelons are not only comically sized, but they’re perfect accessories to a plethora of practical jokes, and thus, they have the ability to make life better. I don’t even like watermelon – it’s too….watery – but I’d consider taking some personal melons home with me to help carry out the following functions:
1. Play watermelon baseball. This would be impossible with a normal watermelon, but it’d be quite interesting with a personal melon. “Outs” happen when someone catches a piece in their mouth.
2. Carry it under my arm around campus like it’s no big deal. When people ask to see it, yell: “MY MELON” and run away.