The role of social media should not be understated, which is why I’m on a mission to help market the small spice and tea shop I work at in Georgetown. I plan to revamp our sad, sad Facebook page as well as institute other online platforms that will let people know OUR CINNAMON IS BETTER THAN ALL OTHER CINNAMON, as evidenced by the above photo. The best part is, I don’t see this as just another responsibility but something I like/want to do. It will most definitely result in an awesome explosion of marketing, profiting, photography, foodstuffs, and competition against that damn Portland store, which we will be sure to win, especially because they don’t realize we’re competing.

BIG NEWS: Our highly requested and highly anticipated szechuan peppercorns have arrived.