This is Blake. He’s good at a lot of things like photography and making fun of me, but his true talent is accents. His old Japanese man is flawless. He’s majoring in exercise science (?) and he’s a travel veteran, having gone through southeast asia a couple summers ago. During that trip, he had to race against time to get his brother the antidote for a poisonous monkey bite. You can’t make this stuff up!

He has plans to get me arrested in North Korea. See if he succeeds by following his blog.