This is my secret wall. It has scars and mold, chipped paint and overgrown grass, completely taken advantage of by white moths and pill bugs, but it would be nothing without those blemishes. Don’t bother looking for it. Especially in the Yuyuan Garden in Shanghai, postal code 200010, BECAUSE YOU WON’T FIND IT THERE.

I would have added a teenager, but those goddamn kids run too fast.