We wandered around Bhaktapur today. A man approached me and asked if I was married. I said yes. I eagerly waited for him to ask to whom, at which point I would promptly respond with “Josh Groban” and walk away. Instead, his next question was whether I had any money. I wanted to be witty and answer his inquiry with: “I keep my rupees in my other fanny pack”, but being a smart-ass hasn’t got me far in the past, so I just answered with a simple “no” and waddled over to the comrades. Next time someone asks me about my relationship status, I’ll reveal my true sentiments about marriage by screaming: “NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and running away, arms flailing.