If someone repeatedly calls your cellphone asking for Maria Borisovna in a loud and confused manner, simply saying “wrong number” will not make them go away. Instead, they will call you repeatedly, ask you for your name and how they can reach Maria Borisovna. Simply saying “I don’t know any Maria Borisovna. Stop calling me” will not make them go away. Hanging up will make them go away, but only temporarily. If you’re a woman and you show any part of your legs without wearing stockings, people will think you’re a prostitute. Well. That explains a lot. Russians believe that if you’re a woman and you sit on any cold surface, it will inevitably make you barren. That also explains a lot. If you…