If you’re reading this, I suggest you continue while listening to this. Sets a mood. I had plans. They went away when I jogged along the South Bank. “Give me the meanest face you got.” Oh, Nikon FM, how in love with you I am. These are the nastiest, sickest, illest, dopest, bossest preteens South Bank’s undercroft has ever seen. Please, allow me to explain: And then the big kids move in. Read this about “the UK’s most prominent skate spot”: its history, its present, and its precarious future. I’m of the belief that subcultures need to persist, particularly the subcultures of street art and British punk. Paintball needs to stay, too. They’re like pepper in a loaf of white bread.